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"SHAWTY & PINTOS "



It’s a very famous pizza shop called “ MAMA ODDY PIZZA” and mama Oddy an old fat lady with a cute smiling face loved her pizza and old music she loved her place but her waiters and sweeper are devils 

She has a sweeper poka .(very ugly skinny ,funny and out of control)
A manager Miss Eliot (very decent and disciplined)
Two teenage waiters Roofey and Clotty ( very spoiled and love taking about girls )


Poka ;“shawty had them apple bottom jeans ,boots with the fur ,the whole club was looking at her ,she hit the flo,hollllla next thing you know shawty got low low low “poka the sweeper of mama oddy was singing it loud with a chipped tooth 

Miss Eliot; 
“hye poka stop it, your voice will make the customers run you creep “

Poka ;”holla yes I know people come here to see your hot legs missy “ the out of manners poka replied 

Miss Eliot ;”shut up and work fast its all so dirty you shit the customers are coming”

A young couple entered in the pizza shop holding each other hands and laughing and looked for a place to sit but all there was so much mess the dirt of last day was still there and the sweeper was just moving the mop but his only focus was the girl who entered in and he with the most cheap smile on his idiot face sung loud

Poka ; “ baggy sweat pants ,reeboks with the strap ,she turned around and gave that big booty a smack ayeeeeeeeee “ and winked at the customer girl who looked at her boy friend and then stared poka .


Miss Eliot ;
“both of you now please stop your important discussion of which I know must be about me because I know you both very clearly and come to business “

She scolded The two waiters Rooney and clotty who were both ogling her and were deep in discussion about Miss Eliot hot legs and her outrageous top .They both were in their twenties and very wild just want job for little pocket money and having girls around .


The young customers while passing poka to sit on a table and as they passed him poka moved his mop at their side and both the couple nearly saved them from falling on their faces .


The customer girl ;“you nonsense cant you see ?” the girl shouted 

Poka ;”since I saw you poka cant see any thing else huh “ayeee sorry madam poka just hate dirt so I thought to throw your boy out with the garbage and keep you here “ poka replied with his dirty smile .

The customer girl ;shut up and we are leaving “

Miss Eliot ;”oh I am sorry please you sit and order what you want he is a fool ignore him “



The girl looked at the manager apologetic face and thought to forgive the sweeper

Roofey (the waiter );”what do you want sir?” but his eyes were rolling more on girls then sir 

Poka ;”hoooh I don’t know about sir but madam just want a kiss from me”

Before the girl replied poka was there to show his talent 

The customer girl :”this nonsense and cheap sweeper is just irritating me”

Roofey ;”you are right mam he is cheap and his kiss will also be cheap but if you like expensive kisses my services are here “

With that roofey the cartoon flashed his teeth at her 

The customer girl and her boy friend stood up to leave but the manager came running 

Miss eliot “oh sorry if they said some thing bad you please give me your order and take you seats”

Then she looked at the waiter and shout “ go and do your work “

After some time clotty placed the order on the table and then kept standing there both the couple got confuse 

The girl :”thank you oka now leave”

Clotty ;” this is not a pizza mam its my love for you in this plate and I want to see how you eat my love “he said and tried to look innocent .

The boy “ don’t you dare to say this oka I will twist your neck you rat”

Clotty “heheh I am not saying this to you its for the girlie I don’t like boys “

Poka “yea I gurrante you he is saying right clotty only like girls here he only stare missy eliot he give a damn to us “ 

The girl”this is a very cheap place ,not clean smelly and full of pig shits like you three “

And she saw a coackroach coming out of the pizza and screamed 
“ohhhhhhhhhhh god oh god you monsters see your food is not clean “

Poka “oo ooo noo nooo this is our kid oh my sweet “pinto” don’t call him a cockroach .

The girl said to the manager “ look how your services are we are from the food inspection team and we cancel your licence you have a cheap staff and dirty food “

The manager “oh I am really sorry please don’t do this they are all non sense ‘

The girl “let me fix them then they will come to their senses “

Poka “hoyeee madam what did I did ?? hooo poka just showed his love for his coackroach babaies and you are doing this don’t forget they go In your stomach and play there and make you laugh oh my babay pintos “

The girl “oka very good now after this shop will be closed because of your unprofessional attitude then here you will have lots of time with your pinto babies don’t forget your duty in your fun people don’t come here to eat your babies they come to eat good food and see if we will eat your pinto babies then they will die so only feed us good food and save your kids .

Poka and all three listened to her speech and felt shame excused on their behavior cleaned the mess and started working carefully but poka cant stop singing 

“shawty turn me in to a good man oh shawty made me love my pintos huh”

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