I WAS GOING 2 SIT ON A LIZARD ....COZ THE SILLY YUCK CREATURE WAS TAKING REST ON MY SOFA :(

Today i was thinking that what i will write for today i mind was clear nothing was working properly but very soon everything came to senses:( i was about to sit on the sofa and going to get  my lap top for work ...but suddenly ewwwwwww i felt something  moving and then i Aagh realized ehhhh it was a lizard ...oh my god i was just going to sit on a lizard :(((((( i dont know why this silly yuck creature wander around so openly and was taking rest on my sofa with out permission ....and i was to sit on it and god knows what will happen then ...so i got up and hit the ugly thing with my hot :) shoes and flushed it in comode ...but i am still shocked ...i dont know why god creatd them they are so ehhhhhhh...but the thing make me laugh  is if i will sit on it the lizard's tongue and eyes will poop out hehehehe