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SAD STORY OF A TOOTH BRUSH AND TOILET PAPER .....WHO CLEANS THE WORST ???




Once upon a time there was a T00th brush and a Toilet paper were just idle ...mean free from their duties ....And they jumped up in a discussion ...who iz doing the worst job ???soooo the name of tooth brush name is MAKI...and the name of toilet paper name is SHAGI ....HUHUHUHU:)))))))
(Shagi said to magi)
SHAGI :HI ! Maki i was thinking man we are doing the worst job in the world huh ...all dirt they dirty people yuck clean with us ....ewwwwwww i dont like it booo.

MAKI: (stopped wisteling and with a sad face said)   You are right Shagi my friend ..I also sometimes think and feel bad when i get up early in the morning fresh from sleep and that dirty man wooo rub me badly on his dirty smelly teeths ...i feel sooo bad ...

SHAGI : ohhhh he rub you on his teeth and with me aaaaaaaa that lady  wipe his little baby stingy shit ...wipe nose ...all nose rats ewww cling to me ,,make me to shout ...i want to die the moment when they do this ....

MAKI: Ya that iz ...i have to stand that cold toothpaste ...every day that over diet mango waste our dear miss toothpaste ..oooh she iz also sooo sad when they spit her ..waste her ...and the weather in winters i hate it even more ...

SHAGI : OHHH :((( and they after using me badly throw me in dustbin or in that dirty commode ....i hate it   i have to stand their yuck shit ....my mom taught me every rule of cleaniness ..if she will see me in this condition huh she will feel bad ....(replied shaggy with a sad face)

MAKI : WOOO so where did your mom worked Shagi ??? oh it will be a nice place man from where she learned good things...

SHAGI : My mommy was in a ladies parlour ....there the beautiful ladies dont use her  like the way that man wife slaughter me ..the ladies use my mom on their beautiful faces ...mom said it was s00 good she dont have to smell it was all fragrance ....i too wanted to join my mom but one day that fat mans wife went to parlour and bought me with her huh ...mom cried but she cant do any thing ....I CRIED COZ there i WAS GOOD AROUND LADIES;)))

MAKI : OHHH thats really sad boy ...you really have bad time here ...I am soo sorry for you ....that fat man bought me from a really g00d shop ...i was wearing a nice dress (packing) he torned my dress ..i cried huh but it didnt worked .....

SHAGI : Ya man i just make my self calm by thinking that i am serving them ...they get clean when they use me(while saying this the thought of dirt make him sad ) but its g00d we are serving them .....huh Maki they some times waste me it even hurt me::((((

MAKI : Ya me also feel better when i think that they feel g00d and get clean when they rub my soft beautiful hairs on their stingy teeths ........

( and then the toilets d00r open and the fat man entered yawned and streched  Both maki and shagi closed their eyes with the prospect of pain ...the fatti moved towards the commode ...and after ewwwwwww he torned a lot of tissue wiped his dirty shityy ewww ...and then it was the turn of p00r Maki   ...the fatti held it from his neck put on miss tooth paste she also cried and then started rubbing badly on his dirty teeth today with more power (PERHAPS THAT MONSTER IS GOING TO KISS SOME 1 ...HUH SO THATS WHY HURTING ME )....And then the whole thing ended .....

(After that maki l00ked at shagi and said )

MAKI : Dear you know what i am thinking if we will be the poccession  of some sexy hot lady who will rub you on her beautiful face and me on her beautiful teeths we both will be happy .....hehheeheeh   ...And insted of that fat man  we will be enjoying  with her...                 

they both laughed ...coz miss tooth paste shouted " i dont like any lady huh " aoooo "its g00d here " 

SHAGI : ya next time we will come with new story of our life with a hot lady ....hehehehheehhehe
 




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