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GET A+ IN EXAMS FRIENDS ...WITH MY SPECIAL TIPS ...:)


OH I KNOW WHAT EVERY ONE IS THINKING I AM GOING TO PUT ON ALL THOSE STALE , YUK , BORING , TYPICAL ,NON-SENSE TIPS LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE READ IN MANY BOOKS ...BUT NO ,NO, NO.... I AM A GENIUS CAN'T STAND ANY THING ..HUH LIKE BORING....
SO HERE ARE SOME HIGH STANDARD TIPS FRIENDS JUST TO MAKE YOUR LIFE OUT OF HELL IN EXAMS....
1 * IST OF ALL DON'T BE STRESSED IN EXAMS .BECAUSE IT STRESS YOUR MIND SO KEEP YOUR BOOKS BOOKS SO FAR AWAY FROM YOU AS YOU CAN .....BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BIGGEST THING GIVING YOU STRESS....

2* SELECT NICE DRESSES FOR YOUR EXAMS .BECAUSE AS YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR APPEARENCE AS YOU WILL BE CONFIDENT...:)

3*DON'T FORGET TO GET FACIAL ,NICE MASSAGE . OH AS YOU KNOW DURING EXAMS HOW WE GET BUSY SO KEEP SO MUCH CARE OF YOUR HEALTH;)AND TAKE A CANDLE HOT BATH ...TO MAKE YOUR SELF STRESS FREE

4*SLEEP MORE THAN NORMAL DAYS ....BECAUSE AFTER LONG BUSY DAYS AND NIGHTS IN WHICH YOU WATCH MOVIES , HAVE TO ATTEND PARTIES , GOING TO CLUBS ,PUBS, HANGOVERS ,GO TO SHOPPING ..AND ALL OTHER HARD WORKS LIKE THIS EXAMS ARE THE DAYS IN WHICH YOU SHOULD TAKE REST...SO EARLY TO BED AND ....LATE RISE:)

5*SELECT NICE SHOES OHOHHH BECAUSE DURING ATTEMPTING PAPER IF YOUR SHOES ITCH OR DISTURB YOU IT MAKES YOU DISTRACT FROM OTHERS SHEET....LOL (BECAUSE AS YOU DONT HAVE ANY THING WRITE YOUR SELF SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR HOT EYES ON OTHERS)

6*ABOUT STATIONARY KEEP SO MANY THINGS LIKE COLOURS , PAINT , NAIL PAINT , MAKE UP , MIRROR ,TO MAKE YOUR PAPER COLOURFUL SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR SELF BUSY IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY THING TO WRITE...:)BECAUSE A GENIUS CANNOT SIT IDLE:)

7*GIVE HOT AND CUTE SMILES TO ONE THOSE WHO ARE SITTING BEFORE AND AFTER YOU ......SO TO BUILD A RAPPORT :) OH I MEAN MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING;)C'MON FRIENDS EXAMS IS A GROUP WORK.... IT IS THE THE TIME YOU CAN JUDJE YOUR FRIENDS LOVE....

8*SIT IN NICE STYLE , HAVE A SUPER MODEL LOOK ,SO ALL BOYS /GIRLS ...FEEL PROUD THAT THEY ARE HELPING A ROCK STAR NOT ANY ORDINARY THING;0

8*OHOHOHO ENTER IN EXAMINATION ROOM AND PUT ON A NICE PERFUME , RE-CHECK YOUR MAKE UP , SO NOTHING GO WRONG:)

9*BEFORE EXAMS LISTEN MUSIC AS MUCH YOU CAN SO TO GIVE YOUR SELF ENERGY ... BECAUSE WITH ALL THE PREPERATION YOU HAVE DONE NEED ENTHUSIASM , AND COURAGE TO WRITE SOME THING...

10* DONT FORGET TO PEE BEFORE PAPER ....OH VISITING LOO AGAIN AND AGAIN RUIN YOUR RAPPORT///REMEMBER I MENTIONED HOW MUCH IT IS IMPORTANT...

11*HIT THE FLOOR CONFIDENTLY ...PLEASE BECAUSE YOUR SPECIAL DRESS AND NICE SHOES AND ALL YOUR STATIONARY IS UNIQUE ...SO BE HOT

12* OH AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST ...DONT FORGET TO HIDE ALL SHOES , STICKS , AND ANY THING WHICH HELP YOUR PARENTS TO MAKE YOU SHIT ...I MEAN HIT YOU ....KEEP IT IN THE CLOSET ....BECAUSE ROCK STARS DONT LOOK GOOD BEATEN UP...........................

I AM SHARING IT ALL WITH YOU BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO SEE ALL STUDENTS ;)

CAUTION: OH AS I AM TELLING YOU SECRET TO GET A+ .....ONLY TRY IT ON YOU ...KEEP AWAY FROM YOUR LITTLE SIBLINGS....LOLSSSS(GOD BLESS ALL STUDENTS)
A STUDENT ASSOCIATION MESSAGE

Comments

  1. MuhammadFebruary 18, 2010 at 9:12 AM

    very well written and to the point. you are talking here about the FEAR of Exam. Thats what I used to say be fearless and over come your fear. :)
    great job kkb. keep up the good.

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